Got ID’d buying beer yesterday. The girl (and she really was just a girl) took one look at my driving license and gave a snort of laughter. I just said “You wouldn’t think so, would you?”. She handed it back saying “Start worrying when you don’t get asked” and walked away laughing.
Well, feel free to add me on there! My username is BootyMcHouse. Fair warning though, I’m not as active as I used to be so apologies if I don’t respond right away xox
Thanks for your concern sir. No improvement unfortunately. I had my colonoscopy on Tuesday and while the full results aren’t back yet, preliminarily they’ve found anastomotic ulcers around the site of my previous strictureplasties, and signs of moderate Crohn’s flaring up again. So that’s kinda lame. I foresee lots and lots of steroids in my near future. Sorry about all the jargon :x
Never seduced a straight guy, sorry. I don’t think I’ve ever seduced anyone really. Not intentionally anyway. I’m actually very shy in real life >.>; As to your request, I’ll see what I can come up with when I feel up to taking more pics :D
Aww, sorry, didn’t mean to worry you/anyone. I just liked the wording, no deeper meaning behind it or anything :)
Ooo, I didn’t no. I’ll have to give it a watch now though. Thanks for bringing it to my attention! :D
Hehe, thanks but nah, not really in the mood
thank you very much, that means a lot to me xox
Got horny in briefs. Thought you’d like this. :3
The incomparable Jev, ladies and gentlemen (okay mostly gentlemen)
Think I’m done for a while guys (yes I know, again). Kinda a moody cunt at the moment, not really up for chatting too much, so if I don’t reply immediately, let me apologise in advance. See y’all whenever.